Pity the zucchini. Yesterday’s Farmers Market witnessed kids pointing and sniggering at one gargantuan, misshapen beast. My impulse was to drape my sweater over its lizard-like skin to avoid it suffering further indignities.
The indecisive days between summer and fall, shifting from swollen heat to bracing winds, produce these overfed contortionists — a far cry from early summer’s sweet babies, which are so wonderful diced raw into salads or tossed whole onto the grill.
Internet gossip is ripe with zucchini lore, rumors of some zucchinis growing up to seven feet long. I refrained from gawking at our farmers market specimen and admired its stoic fortitude.
I never, however, eat zucchini this large. They are generally packed with seeds, and if they have any flavor, it can be bitter. Unsure just how big is too big? Slice off a piece and sauté it in butter until tender. If butter can’t make it taste good, no culinary wizardry can.
The following recipe honors the zucchini, its elegant presentation restoring respect and dignity to this much maligned vegetable — er, fruit. (According to Wikipedia, it is an immature fruit; the swollen ovary of the female zucchini flower.)
I selected medium to medium-large zucchini’s (in the 5-6-inch length range), and — with a surgeon’s precision — sliced them into strips, grilled, then served them daintily coiled with goat cheese and red pepper.
Back to that aforementioned farmers market zucchini. It remained, unsold, by days end. I hope the city doesn’t issue it a parking ticket or have it towed.
Note: The following recipe was inspired by a Grilled Zucchini Roll-Up recipe card I picked up in a recipe card carousel next to the seafood department at the Meijer on Carpenter Road. The only change I made was using plain goat cheese instead of herbed goat cheese. Also, the recipe took me about 3 times longer to make than the card indicated. That carousel, by the way, was packed with delicious-looking recipes I plan to try soon.